Europe Pictures, Part 4

Munich! What did we do in Munich? Drink beer. See historic sites, that’s what!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s… terribly overrated. It turns out that watching people watch the Glockenspiel is much more fun than watching the Glockenspiel.

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Definitely click on this image for a closer view. Socialized medicine isn’t the reason everyone in Europe is healthy. They’re healthy because they avoid prostate cancer by screening themselves with tests purchased from vending machines like this. Not fiction.

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Doug and one of our many fun fellow travelers enjoy the beginning of an inebriated beer garden tour. That’s the official Europe on Five Bad Ideas a Day salute, by the way.

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Did my pork shank cost five dollars? No, but it did taste like Bavarian goodness. Just out of range of this photo is a family of strikingly gorgeous Aryan women that made me cry that I’d chosen Spanish to fulfill my foreign language requirement.

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Lastly, if you want a city dedicated to turning the entire German culture into ornate knick-knacks, Munich is your town.

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Not pictured: Me standing on a picnic table leading a group of strangers in a rugby drinking song, The Contessa, My epic hangover, Men actually wearing lederhosen.

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