My partner in writing and traveling crime, Doug Mack, has finally sent me the images he collected during our trip to Europe to work on his book. I’ll post a few at a time over the next few weeks. Here’s a couple from Amsterdam:
Why Europe has women figured out better than America. They make high heels out of chocolate. If only they could sing Nancy Sinatra while you ate them…
The Heineken brewery. I love this show… No, actually, there is a video being projected onto the inside of this shiny and no-longer in service mash tun, which is what I’m watching. Or maybe I am just dreaming of beer.
They still have Foodomats (or whatever they call them) in Amsterdam. Just one of the many reasons it’s a land of wonder. This picture also reminded me that I haven’t worn the pair of boots pictured in it in a long time. I wonder if I lost them.
Lastly, an image of me that proves that Doug is by far the best photographer I have ever known, because there is no way I am this attractive in real life. Just look at that jawline! I’m seriously about to make-out with my own computer screen! Photoshop is amazing!
Photos of bicycle parking garages, more beer stuff, and possibly some buildings coming soon. Also, if I can figure out how to do it, a video of me taking a shot of liquor made from the coca plant, which is the plant famous for providing us with a different, more potent stimulant.
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LOL well it IS a good picture, but I haven’t seen you in real life so I’ll have to take your word on it.
High heels out of chocolate? Definitely eat, not wear.
Posted 29 Jan 2010 at 12:53 am ¶Food-o-mats (yeah, I don’t remember the real name, either) only make sense in towns where there’s a significant number of people with weirdly insatiable appetites for junk food at all hours of the day. Which, as it happens, is the case in Amsterdam for some reason. . . .
I hope you’ll also post a photo of the pirate bar.
Posted 29 Jan 2010 at 2:25 am ¶Oh please, Mr. Ryan Gosling of Federal Hill! Modesty does not become you
Kidding, kidding. In fact modesty is becoming of most people. It’d be nice if others were more modest, in fact.
Pirate bar? Definitely post that
P.S. Thanks for the happy reminder that life and friends exist outside the solar system inside my own head
I’ve already returned the favor! It’s in the mail.
Posted 29 Jan 2010 at 4:35 am ¶Dang, you must have a hot girlfriend.
Posted 29 Jan 2010 at 7:03 pm ¶I finally decide to spend some time on here and what do I get? Megalomania. Jeez. Some people are so self-centered.
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